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Being a Bosinan

1 comments | Wednesday, November 15, 2006

You are a Bosnian when:

- you begin most sentences with "jebiga"

- you can not explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time

- your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

- older people call you "sine" although you are a girl

- your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside

- you tuck your "potkosulja" into your underwear

- your father refers to all politicans with "đubrad", "lopovi" ,and "kriminalci"

- your mother threathens you with "samo čekaj dok ti ćaća dođe kući"

- you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"

- you start your day with a cup of cofee and a cigarette

- your mother won't accept the fact that you are not hungry

- you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week

- you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days

- a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day

- your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

- you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

- your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you will get brain tumor

- your mother tells you that you will get sick from drinking cold water

- your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

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